A parody of “Tik Tok by Ke$ha” on the Tiger Wood’s scandal. We are not singers, and this is meant to be funny so don’t focus so much on how our vocals are. I see some people are having issues not being able to hear the lyrics if they’re on a headset. my recording messed up a bit so lyrics are on the right (i think) and music is on the left. other than that… enjoy 
Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning it’s your boy T-Woody
Grab my clubs and I’m out the door about to get some booty
Before I leave check on E, make sure she ain’t on my tracks
Then I hit the car in reverse there goes my Cadillac
I’m talkin’ bout drama up in TMZ-Zee
Capturing me getting busy
Mistresses tryna text me
So I reply, please comply
Now it’s time for collection
Ooooppsssss there’s my erectioooooonnnnnn
Please stop snapshots
Old lady calling cops
Tonight, I will fight
My transgressions I’ll deny
Putt Putt, wanna golf but I’m losing sponsorships
Gatorade!
No-o-o-o-oh No-o-o-o-oh!!!!!
Please stop snapshots
Old lady calling cops
Tonight, I will fight
My transgressions I’ll deny
Putt Putt, wanna golf but I’m losing sponsorships
Nike!
No-o-o-o-oh No-o-o-o-oh!!!!!
Meet so many girls at bars and pubs
Girls wanna play with my balls and club
I say no and they say yes
There’s no contest I am the best
When it comes to golfing I hit birdies
When it comes to women not above thirty
I keep my vixens nice and young
Like Cyndi Lauper “Girls wanna have fun”
But please girl keep it low key
Don’t want my wife to start noticing
There’s nothing wrong with dirty texting
Baby it’s all great if she doesn’t read
But now that she found out I’m really screwed
It’s hard to keep it secret if it’s all on the news
I’m exposed I have a frown
Found out my sponsors shut me down
Please stop snapshots
Old lady calling cops
Tonight, I will fight
My transgressions I’ll deny
Putt Putt, wanna golf but I’m losing sponsorships
Gilette!
No-o-o-o-oh No-o-o-o-oh!!!!!
Please stop snapshots
Old lady calling cops
Tonight, I will fight
My transgressions I’ll deny
Putt Putt, wanna golf but I’m losing sponsorships
Buick!
No-o-o-o-oh No-o-o-o-oh!!!!!
I play in tournaments Thursday to Sunday
I kill the competition like my name was Ted Bundy
Some say I’m in it just for the fame
I play girls better than my stellar golf game
Girls and golf I do ‘em for fun
I’ve done more girls than tournaments I’ve won
Because of these chicks my skills have gone to strain
Tried to keep it secret but the news got their names:
Loredana Jolie, but she was too holy
Joselyn James, almost forgot her name
Cori Rist, had good motion with the wrist
Kalika Moquin, had problems choking
Jamie Jungers, she was a little younger
Jamie Grubbs, we did it in the tub
Mindy Lawton, she had never got in
Rachel Uchitel, why did she tell?
Please stop snapshots
Old lady calling cops
Tonight, I will fight
My transgressions I’ll deny
Putt Putt, wanna golf but I’m losing sponsorships
AT&T!
No-o-o-o-oh No-o-o-o-oh!!!!!
Please stop snapshots
Old lady calling cops
Tonight, I will fight
My transgressions I’ll deny
Putt Putt, wanna golf but I’m losing sponsorships
Accenture!
(improvising)
We don’t have to know-ow-ow-ow-ow!
know-ow-ow-ow-ow!!!!!
P.S. We do not own any of these pics nor did we take them ourselves. You can find these pictures on google.com.
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