Posts tagged "Butt"

How can tiger woods be surprised when his personal life is not so personal?

He does commercials trying to be a role model and makes insane amounts of money endorsing shoes made by kids in third world countries. If he really wanted privacy he would not be doing a million commercials and doing tv interviews that promote himself not golf. I think everyone has a right to a personal life but if you choose to fool people into believing things that are not true expect the crap to hit the fan.

I agree with you. This is part of the deal of promoting himself as some sort of superhuman, smiling pitchman. It’s never been about the game of golf, it’s about the aura of being tiger. But being in the public eye means people looking at all the things you do, good and bad.

He’s just surprised because he’s not used to hearing bad things about himself. Everybody usually lines up to kiss and massage his bottom. Corporate media is still giving him a butt rubdown by sticking with him and defending him.

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Listen to Fred!

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http://www.articlesbase.com/golf-articles/the-simple-golf-swing-1149514.html

golf putting. I take the putter outside on my backswing. I’ve tried everything to stop. Any suggestions?

The slower I take it back the less outside, but then I forget to hit it hard enough.

I like to practice putting in an open doorway (mine is a bedroom closet). My butt goes against 1 part of the frame, my head rests on the other side and I use the bottom to swing the putter along without actually touching the molding. No way to take it outside, and you stay nice and still over it.
On the course you need to stop watching the putter head while you’re putting. Concentrate on a dimple on the ball, or look for a spot underneath the ball to focus on after the ball is gone. But the fastest way to steer the putter is to look at the putter head.

How do you feel about being less important than a "green" golf cart.?

Can you think of any mortals who would benefit from the money being spent by Obama on "green" golf carts?

Personally, I would like fee solar panels for my home, or a windmill.

Ask a wealthy golfer if green golf carts are important. He will tell you that having an environmentally friendly comfy golf cart to park his butt on is far more important than creating low-end jobs for workers or cutting taxes for the middle class.

Also you wouldn’t want a golfer to stress himself by actually walking to the next hole and getting a bit of exercise. Just swinging that 3-iron is work enough.

I Got A Question If I May…………………….?

……..is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend.and watch his butt butt when he tees off.
BUT , BUT I AINT DONE YET.
in football game a quarterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown mans ass grabs on his nuts,but just what if its was never meant, it was just an accident, but he tripped ,fell,slipped and his penis went in his teeny,tiny,little,round hiney.and he didnt mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit.
and i dont need to go into any more details .
but what if he pictured it as a females butt.

IS THAT GAY ,I JUST NEED TO CLEAR THINGS UP.

Dude, that’s SUPER GAY.

Clear enough for ya?

(not that there’s anything wrong with that…)