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Golf Anyone?

So a man is stand on the tee block and is stretching himself out with his driver. Finally he steps up to the ball and is aligning himself when he feels a tap on the shoulder.

Annoyed he turns his head and sees a guy standing there holding up a small sign. The sign reads: "I am a deaf mute. May I play through?"

Annoyed the first golfer looks at the supposed deaf mute and says "Your handicap gives you no right to play though my game now back off and let me shoot!"

The guy hits the green off the tee and is about to putt out when a ball hits him on the head and knocks him unconcious. When he comes to he sees the deaf mute standing over him holding up 4 (FOUR) fingers.
@ Square Tomato…when golfing you yell FOUR if your ball is going to hit somebody but he was a mute and thus could only hold up 4 fingers.

lmao LOVE ITTTTTT
great joke to tell
a star fer u

I want a joke on ladies putting in golf?

Fastly I need a graceful joke on it for a formal party

Here’s a good one:

What’s the difference between a woman making a 15 foot putt and a man making a 15 foot putt?

Ans: In the clubhouse after the round, the man will describe the putt as a "slippery, downhill 30 footer with all kinds of break" and a woman will ask, ".. did I make a 9 or a 10 on that hole?"

Wanna hear a joke?

A Priest and a Rabbi are playing mini golf. The Priest putts first and gets a hole in one. Then the Rabbi putts and misses.
"Damn, I missed!" Yells the Rabbi.
"Rabbi!" exclaims the Priest in shock, "You are a man of God! You know better than to use the D-word!"
"You’re absolutely right Father, I’m sorry."
So they go to the second hole. The Priest putts and gets another hole in one. Then the Rabbi putts and misses.
"Damn, I missed!" Yells the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, I already warned you once about your language!" scolds the Priest. "If you say that word one more time then God will strike you dead with lightning!"
"I know Father, I know. I can control myself this time, really"
So they go to the next hole. The Priest putts and gets yet ANOTHER hole in one, and the Rabbi putts, and misses AGAIN.
"Damn, I missed!" Yells the Rabbi.
Suddenly the sky gets dark, the clouds part, and a bolt of lightning rushes from the sky, hits the Priest and knocks him dead.
God says, "Damn, I missed!"
Yeah, I’ve told ya this one before, but so what- it’s the best one I know…

So now I need to hear some new ones! Please tell me one- I need a good laugh…